You are: Dawn Davenport (from John Waters 1974 film "Female Trouble", played by the drag queen actor Divine.)
"You are a superstar in your own mind and we'd love to see you model! You're a thief and a sh*t kicker and you'd like to be famous! Family is always getting in the way for you whether it's children or in-laws. Can't they see how pretty their mother is? Don't they envy you? It's a hard road for you Davenports but in the end you will transcend and we will write books about you and include sketches of every outfit you've ever worn!"